Pennsylvania State Trooper Jokes

The Amish woman and the Pennsylvania State Trooper An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy heading back home when a state trooper pulls her over. The trooper walks up to the door of the buggy and the woman says "Good afternoon, young man. What seems to be the problem?" The trooper says, ma'am, I pulled you over because you were speeding........ .......I'm just kidding." The two chuckled a bit before he continued to say "Actually, I pulled you over because there's strap around your ho…

State trooper A woman is driving through rural Pennsylvania when red and blue lights come on in her rearview mirror. The officer approaches the vehicle. Officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Woman: Ya, you wanted to invite me to the policeman's ball! Officer: Ma'am I am a Pennsylvania State Trooper and we don't have balls. There was a moment of silence..... The officer tipped his hat, returned to his patrol car and left.

The Amish woman and the Pennsylvania State Trooper An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy heading back home when a state trooper pulls her over. The trooper walks up to the door of the buggy and the woman says ""Good afternoon