The Amish woman and the Pennsylvania State Trooper
An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy heading back home when a state trooper pulls her over. The trooper walks up to the door of the buggy and the woman says "Good afternoon, young man. What seems to be the problem?"
The trooper says, ma'am, I pulled you over because you were speeding........
.......I'm just kidding."
The two chuckled a bit before he continued to say "Actually, I pulled you over because there's strap around your ho…