Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia.""

State trooper A woman is driving through rural Pennsylvania when red and blue lights come on in her rearview mirror. The officer approaches the vehicle. Officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Woman: Ya, you wanted to invite me to the policeman's ball! Officer: Ma'am I am a Pennsylvania State Trooper and we don't have balls. There was a moment of silence..... The officer tipped his hat, returned to his patrol car and left.

A 10 years old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia courtroom in Pennsylvania yesterday .... when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said th…