Poor Hillary Clinton... I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun

Hillary Clinton is a liar, cheater, thief, narcissist, who will say anything, do anything for money and power. She tells bold face lies making promises she never intend to keep. She does a half ass job to show people she is ""keeping her promise"" but will bail on the project before it finished. She starts wars with no intention of finishing the job, leave the troops with no support and abandon them while they are overseas. She takes bribes from foreign enemies and will screw America every chanc…

Hilary Clinton dies While walking down the street one day a corrupt Hillary Clinton was tragically hit by a car and died. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says Hillary Clinton. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What …

Hillary Clinton comes home one day and finds Bill putting a large box back into the closet... ...she asks him what it's for and he responds, "Don't worry honey. Just forget about it." She does until a few weeks later when her curiosity peaks. She looks in the box and finds $80,000 and 2 soda cans. When bill gets home she asks him about the box and why there's $80,000 and soda cans in there. He responds, "well honey, I put a soda can in there everytime I cheat on you." Hillary responds, "Well…