There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living.... There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the…

A band are sailing around the coast of North Africa (this is a great joke by the way) and they are looking for inspiration for a new song. They decide to make a stop in Algeria where an old man says that somewhere among the North African coastline, there is a beautiful melody being played. The band decide to go check it out. They get back on their boat and set sail. They make a stop and approach the first man they see. The band greet him and he says, ""Welcome to Morocco."" They decided that thi…

A new lieutenant in the French foreign legion ... Arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him his quarters, he asks the corporal "the base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?" The corporal replies "on Fridays, they let us use the camels" the lieutenant is disgusted, but says nothing. After a few weeks, however, the new officer is very lonely. He decides that if everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't he? The next Friday, the young lieutenant sli…

On a visit to Algeria, Bush was invited to address the nation. He began: "First of all I must apologize for speaking to you in English. I would love to address you in your native language but I'm afraid I was never very good at algebra." Bush admitted – and it takes a big man to do this – that a couple of things didn't go according to plan. A couple of things went haywire: his first term and his second term. Those two things. David Letterman CANNIBALS