There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living.... There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the…

I made up this joke while I was dreaming. I dreamed I was on the David Letterman show as the guest comic (this was years ago) and this was my first joke. (I heard crickets in the audience after I landed the punch line, Dave said ""goodnight everybody!"" and the credits ran) ""You know when people say dreams are real? Like outside stimulation effects your dreams? You know, if you dream you're being eaten by a sabertooth tiger, it's most likely your cat licking your foot? Stimulation like that. We…

A band are sailing around the coast of North Africa (this is a great joke by the way) and they are looking for inspiration for a new song. They decide to make a stop in Algeria where an old man says that somewhere among the North African coastline, there is a beautiful melody being played. The band decide to go check it out. They get back on their boat and set sail. They make a stop and approach the first man they see. The band greet him and he says, ""Welcome to Morocco."" They decided that thi…

Obama Jokes The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penite…