Morocco Jokes

Jimmy Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Mick Jagger are walking along the beach in Morocco... Jimmy trips over something in the sand and looks down to see a golden lamp. He picks it up and *POOF* out pops a genie. The genie looks at the men and says ""I will grant you each one wish for freeing me from the lamp!"" Hendrix goes first. ""I wish for a diamond the size of my head!"" He exclaims. The genie nods his head and *POOF* a huge diamond appears in Hendrix's hands. Clapton gets excited and says, ""I …

A band are sailing around the coast of North Africa (this is a great joke by the way) and they are looking for inspiration for a new song. They decide to make a stop in Algeria where an old man says that somewhere among the North African coastline, there is a beautiful melody being played. The band decide to go check it out. They get back on their boat and set sail. They make a stop and approach the first man they see. The band greet him and he says, ""Welcome to Morocco."" They decided that thi…

When Bob Seger was an up-and-coming musician in Detroit... He used to celebrate a successful gig by going out to eat at this popular fusion restaurant in town that did a blend of Moroccan and Thai food. All the Detroit elites dined there, and their menu had all kinds of exotic dishes from Thailand and Morocco. But Seger, being a working-class guy, loved their free bread rolls more than anything else. After they closed, he was so distraught that he wrote a song about it, and started his path to s…

Had a most interesting conversation this weekend with Jet Li and Conan O'Brian during a private flight back from Morocco about how pathetic it is when average people get on Facebook & pretend that their lives are far more exciting than they actually are.

I once dated a girl from Tunisia Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags

I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was outdated. I used it anyways. You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme Moroccan roll.