Sven the Farmer A Minnesota farmer named Sven had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Ajax Company. In court, the Ajax Company's hot shot attorney questioned him thus "Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" Sven responded: "Vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere. I'd yust loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da..." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accid…

Two Swedes live across the street from one another in a small town in Manitoba... Their names are Ollie and Sven. One morning, Sven is eating his Shreddies for breakfast and looks out the front window into Ollie's yard. Ollie has a sign out front that says ""Boat for sale."" Sven goes over to Ollie's house and says, ""Eh, Ollie, what's this sign here? You don't even own a boat! All you have is this 'ere tractor an' that pickup truck over 'der."" ""Aw yah,"" says Ollie, ""and they're boat fer sal…

Swedish ""raggar"" joke. A man, lets call him Sven, the king of kings, drives his American car in the summer on the Swedish country side. Alone, far from home looking for adventure. Clapping in tact with the music on his wheel. He spots a nun in traditional garment with a very heavy bag in one hand. The nun sticks out her hand out and lifts up her thumb. Sven slows down his car and stops a bit in front of the nun. He leans over, wheels down his window and turns his head the other way like he doe…

Ole decides to take Sven hunting for the first time... They get up very early in the morning to head out, as hunters do. Sven said, ""Ole, you wait by dis der tree here, while I go down to da valley and flush out da deer. If you see a deer, you shoot it and I'll come. If you hear a gunshot over my way, you come over and help me drag 'er out."" Ole waited by the tree, and soon felt a rumbling in his stomach. Nature called, and he found a hollowed out log to sit on and do his business. Ole, being …