I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo.

Wreck it Ralph 2 is confirmed Disney has plans expanding on the characters who got little screen time, plus using more video game characters for its movie. For this, they need to talk to one of the biggest video game companies in the world. Disney walks up to Nintendo and proposes a deal. ""So, Nintendo, what will it take for us to use Mario and Luigi in our movie?"" Nintendo pauses, and purses it's lips, thinking for a moment. ""60 billion dollars?"" asks Nintendo. Disney straps on a poker face…

How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Who the hell names food anyway? I recently started a new job and soon realized that some crazy fool was giving names to all of the food in the break room refrigerator. Today I had a tuna sandwich named 'Bob'.