State trooper A woman is driving through rural Pennsylvania when red and blue lights come on in her rearview mirror. The officer approaches the vehicle. Officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Woman: Ya, you wanted to invite me to the policeman's ball! Officer: Ma'am I am a Pennsylvania State Trooper and we don't have balls. There was a moment of silence..... The officer tipped his hat, returned to his patrol car and left.

What do you get when you cross Keanu Reeves with Kanye West? A Neo Nazi.

Do you know the difference between Kanye West and God? God does not think he's Kanye west.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania