😄 Sitting up in bed one night, a wife said: "I think it would be really romantic if when I die, I coul...

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Sitting up in bed one night, a wife said: "I think it would be really romantic if when I die, I could be buried in my wedding dress." Without looking up from his book, the husband replied: "Then you'd better hope you die of some wasting disease." A guy said to his friend: "My wife is the double of Kate Moss. Kate is eight stone and my wife is sixteen stone." WOMEN

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