Kate Moss Jokes

Mick Jagger was awarded for his lifetime achievement in music industry for over 55 years. He didn't have a date to the ceremony so Kate Moss, who was a huge fan of Mick, volunteered to be with him for the night. It was decided that he'll pick her up from her hotel. On the evening of the ceremony Mick didn't pick her up and went straight to the ceremony alone. Apparently a rolling stone gathers no moss.

Sitting up in bed one night, a wife said: "I think it would be really romantic if when I die, I could be buried in my wedding dress." Without looking up from his book, the husband replied: "Then you'd better hope you die of some wasting disease." A guy said to his friend: "My wife is the double of Kate Moss. Kate is eight stone and my wife is sixteen stone." WOMEN