Xo Jokes

It's an XO (Navy Executive Officer)'s last day before retirement... ...and the Captain comes up to him and tells him that upon finishing his nightly duties, he is to inventory everything on the entire ship and have it on the Captain's desk by the next morning at 0700. The XO grins widely and says ""Aye aye, sir!"" The Captain looks at him for a moment and says ""Son, I can tell everything I need to know by that look on your face. I bet you can't wait until I die so you can come piss on my grave,…

A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer an Armor Major. The Major proceeded to issue new SOP directives (Standard Operating Procedures) that WOULD be followed under all circumstances. One of these directives was that NO ONE over the rank of Staff Sergeant would drive their own vehicle that was what the lower enlisted were for. One morning the Master Sergeant in charge of the S-2 shop of the battalion had an intel report that was due at Division Headqu…

A sniper and his spotter are practicing on the range... The sniper shoulders the spotter and says "Buddy I hate to be the one to tell you but I just scoped back over towards the barracks and your wife is cheating on you with the XO." The spotter gets a grim look in his eyes and mutters "Shoot the bitch in the head and the bastard in the balls." The sniper shrugs and says "Thank God, only had one bullet left."

A sniper and his spotter are practicing on the range... The sniper shoulders the spotter and says ""Buddy I hate to be the one to tell you but I just scoped back over towards the barracks and your wife is cheating on you with the XO."" The spotter gets a grim look in his eyes and mutters ""Shoot the bitch in the head and the bastard in the balls."" The sniper shrugs and says ""Thank God