A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer an Armor Major. The Major proceeded to issue new SOP directives (Standard Operating Procedures) that WOULD be followed under all circumstances. One of these directives was that NO ONE over the rank of Staff Sergeant would drive their own vehicle that was what the lower enlisted were for. One morning the Master Sergeant in charge of the S-2 shop of the battalion had an intel report that was due at Division Headqu…