United Way Jokes

I inherited a million dollars from a wealthy uncle. Charities got wind of my newfound wealth and being a generous chap, I am giving one quarter of it to the Boy Scouts, one quarter of it to my church, one quarter of it to the Red Cross, and another quarter to United Way. I'll still ... Read more...

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, ""Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, ""First, did your research also sho…

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. ""Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied ""First did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness and has …

Why hasn't the towns most successful lawyer ever made a donation? ... A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you did not give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied,…

The Most Successful lawyer........... A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also sh…

The local United Way office never got a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The local United Way office realized it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. A fundraiser called him up and said, "Sir, our research shows that you have an income of over $600,000, but you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to your community?" The lawyer replied, "Did your research show that my mother is dying form a long illness and her me…

Lawyer Joke The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?' The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your r…

If you think lawyers don't have hearts, read this The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying,'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way ?' The lawyer thinks for a …

The local United Way office never got a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The local United Way office realized it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

Lawyer Joke The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The Most Successful lawyer........... A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long i…

A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity. "First of all" says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..." "I'm terribly sorry" says the United Way man, "I …