Uncle Terry Jokes

My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock

With Jesus now! 18+ Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven. They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, ""Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."" ""What?"" his father replied. Hope this one doesn't upset anyo…

An Eskimo was fishing on the polar ice cap at a time of year when there were twenty-three hours of sunshine a day. After eighteen hours, his butt was numb with cold, so he packed up his gear and headed back to his igloo. There, he hung up his sealskin coat and was just tucking into his seal steak dinner when his wife said: "Ingit?" "What?" he said without changing his expression. "I've got some news for you." "What?" he said through clenched teeth. "Your mother-in-law has slipped on the ice and …