With Jesus now! 18+ Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven. They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, ""Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."" ""What?"" his father replied. Hope this one doesn't upset anyo…