U S Marine Jokes

The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining. The war-weary Marine asked, ""Ma'am, may I have that seat?""The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, ""Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."" The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog.""Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.""She sno…

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked... The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My precious little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the e…

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked... The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the