The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked...
The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one
next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there,
he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.
The war-weary
Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My precious little Fifi is using
that seat."
The Marine walked the e…