Twitter's "suggestions for you" should include the basics, too, like "get more sleep" and "have you responded to that email from your mom?"#Twitters#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write "Do Not Eat" on silica gel packets.#Twitters0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You should feel pretty honoured if I subtweet you. But the tweet you think is about you, probably isn't. Twitter's hard. Get a helmet.#Twitters0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If the majority of twitter's trending topics are any indication of the state of humanity thus far, we clearly need an asteroid intervention.#Twitters0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'#Twitters#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter's new "local" feature tells me that "goodmorning" and "nowthatsghetto" are trending here in Washington. Wow. This is a game-changer.#Washington#Twitters0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't think Twitter's real. I think I'm in a mall in 1987 listening to "I Think We're Alone Now" & my mind invented Twitter to protect me.#Twitters#Now And My#Twitter0🔗 ShareWhatsApp