😄 I don't think Twitter's real. I think I'm in a mall in 1987 listening to "I Think We're Alone Now" &...

I don't think Twitter's real. I think I'm in a mall in 1987 listening to "I Think We're Alone Now" & my mind invented Twitter to protect me.

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