It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.

Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter.

Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet.

GF: I think I'm gunna start a Twitter account Me: *whips head around* I'll help you set it up! *Grabs GF's phone and hurls it into the Sun*