Terrence Jokes

Five men are stranded in the desert after their plane crashes. (This is a joke to be told rather than read. With as big an audience as possible. Exaggerated actions and yarn-spinning positively encouraged.) A plane is downed in the Sahara desert. Five men survive the crash, stranded in the middle of the harsh and unforgiving dust of Northern Africa. They have five bottles of water between them, and decide to try and walk towards civilisation. Weary, shaken and delirious, they set off on their jo…

You can always take Terrence. The hermit goes into the bar, throws his money on to the counter and says to the bartender. - Give me a glass of whisky, a fine cigar and a beautiful woman. The bartender answers: - I can give you the whisky and the cigar, but sadly we don't have women here. If you really want, there is Terrence. - What do you think about me?- asks the hermit in anger- I'm not like that! So the hermit drinks his whisky, smokes his cigar and leaves. Ten years later the hermit comes a…