You can always take Terrence. The hermit goes into the bar, throws his money on to the counter and says to the bartender. - Give me a glass of whisky, a fine cigar and a beautiful woman. The bartender answers: - I can give you the whisky and the cigar, but sadly we don't have women here. If you really want, there is Terrence. - What do you think about me?- asks the hermit in anger- I'm not like that! So the hermit drinks his whisky, smokes his cigar and leaves. Ten years later the hermit comes again he is a little more starved and shaken. He throws his money again and asks: - Give me a glass of whisky, a fine cigar and a beautiful woman. The bartender answers the same: - I can give you the whisky and the cigar, but sadly we don't have women. If you really want, there is Terrence. - No! I have already told you, I'm not like that!- answers the hermit. So he drinks his whisky smokes his cigar and leaves again. Thirty years later the hermit comes all broken and rattled. He throws down his money once again and ask for the same thing: - Give me a glass of whisky, a fine cigar and a beautiful woman. The answer remains the same: - I can give you the whisky and the cigar as usual, but sadly we still don't have women. If you really want you can take Terrence. - I give up. - says the hermit - I'll take Terrence then. But can you promise me, that no one will ever know, because you know, I'm really not like that. - Well- says the bartender- No one has to know except me, you, Terrence of course, and the other six people who hold down Terrence, because he is not like that either.