Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?

Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.

"...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?" - my tax guy

I need beer money but I've probably captured my neighbor's cat and returned it for the reward one too many times.