Tennessee Jokes

Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related.

The Redneck Joke Two Tennessee Rednecks

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago another is from Tennessee

I was walking through Tennessee. I was walking through Tennessee

Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast.

What did Tennessee? ...the same thing Arkansas

Are you frome Tennessee? Because you're a bitch.

Damn girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see

You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee.

Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because you're on fire right now.

Three students, a student from Tennessee, a student from Alabama, and a student from Auburn are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie. The Tennessee student says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Tennessee." With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM" the land in Tennessee was forever made fertile for farming.…

Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin....

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had told their new wives what their household duties were to be. The first man had married a woman from Tennessee. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning…

Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"