hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee

We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest.

So I met a girl named Tennessee I said to her, ""You're a ten, I see!"" And that's how I blew it with the hottest girl in the world.

The 100 MPH Goat *(I live in Tennessee. No offense to rednecks everywhere else...)* Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, ""Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."" The second hunter says, ""I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."" The first hunter says, ""The…