Swedish Jokes

The joke is on you... SWEDEN! Here's a few jokes: Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine? A: You dive and knock on the hatch. Q: Why there is alway a man and a woman in Swedish police patrol? A: To avoid workplace romances. Q: What is a party game played by Swedes? A: One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it. Q: How do you sink a Swedish battleship? A: Let them build it themselves. Q: Why Swedes are bad fishermen? A: When they catch a fish, the try to kil…

Two Swedish police officers are patrolling the Norwegian border. It’s Friday afternoon and they’re in a good mood. They’re talking about how much they look forward to going home to their wives for a nice meal and some fun in bed. But suddenly they see a man who has hanged himself from a tree. The first officer goes, *Damn it! Now we have to write a report and wait for the transport... we won’t be home until late!* The second one says, *I have an idea... The Norwegian border is right over ther…