Two Swedish police officers are patrolling the Norwegian border. It’s Friday afternoon and they’re in a good mood. They’re talking about how much they look forward to going home to their wives for a nice meal and some fun in bed. But suddenly they see a man who has hanged himself from a tree. The first officer goes, *Damn it! Now we have to write a report and wait for the transport... we won’t be home until late!* The second one says, *I have an idea... The Norwegian border is right over there. If we hang him from a tree on the Norwegian side it will be their problem and we’ll still be home on time.* So the two officers take down the hanged man from the tree, carry him across the border, and find a tree there to hang him from. They go home to their wives. After a while two Norwegian police officers walk by and notice the hanged man. One of them says to the other. ***What the hell, he’s back again!***