Two Swedish police officers are patrolling the Norwegian border.
It’s Friday afternoon and they’re in a good mood. They’re talking about how much they look forward to going home to their wives for a nice meal and some fun in bed. But suddenly they see a man who has hanged himself from a tree.
The first officer goes, *Damn it! Now we have to write a report and wait for the transport... we won’t be home until late!*
The second one says, *I have an idea... The Norwegian border is right over ther…