The joke is on you... SWEDEN! Here's a few jokes: Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine? A: You dive and knock on the hatch. Q: Why there is alway a man and a woman in Swedish police patrol? A: To avoid workplace romances. Q: What is a party game played by Swedes? A: One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it. Q: How do you sink a Swedish battleship? A: Let them build it themselves. Q: Why Swedes are bad fishermen? A: When they catch a fish, the try to kill it by drowning.