Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back home. On the way home one of them turns to the other and says: ""Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can we stop for a minute?"" The other looks at her and replies ""I also have to go there, but where can we go in the middle of the street?"" ""Oh, look, there is a cemetery over there we can go there."" ""Yes, but how are we going to wipe?"" ""Well I have my underwear…