Soviet Union Jokes

In Soviet Union we had old joke about Stalin But you would die laughing if you heard it

Why was everyone in the Soviet Union so good at driving manual? Because they were afraid of Stalin.

The Soviet Union is marching on Finland! A soviet commander hears a voice from the other side of a hill

The CIA wanted to send a spy to the Soviet Union and the spy that was selected had incredible qualifications. He was fluent in Russian

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left

What is that? An old Jewish man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union

Freedom of Speech (USSR/USA) During the soviet era many Westerners doubted the freedom of expression given to citizens of Soviet Union

During the collapse of the Soviet Union... ... An elderly woman is surveyed by the government to conclude what the state of mind of the populous is.

The Soviet Union started to crack down on drinking while on the job... The Soviet Union started to crack down on drinking while on the job. The Soviet official assigned to handle the problem entered one of the industrial plants where the problem was said to occur and asked a worker

My history teacher is a communist so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.

quick historical Russian joke from early 90's Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V)

The freakin' weather Back during the days of the former Soviet Union

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?,"As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world and I have to take a stand on it.

Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry? Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done? They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why are track suits so popular song members of the former Soviet Union? Aww cheap. I screwed up the title.

Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back.

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb? As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars? They were afraid of Stalin'

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.