Socrates Jokes

Aristotle, Plato and Socrates walk into a café during the decline of the greek empire. Aristotle, Plato and Socrates walk into a café during the decline of the greek empire. The barista asks each of them why they think the empire is falling. Aristotle gives a powerful speech about how the empire has failed to live up to its telos and deconstructs the very nature of what an empire is. The barista is shocked by Aristotle's intelligence and wisdom. He thanks him for his answer and asks Plato wh…

I told my son I was named after Socrates but he didn't believe me because my name is Jim...

To do is to be - Socrates To be is to do - Plato

What gym did Socrates go to? The Y.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer? Socrates

Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

In ancient Greece, the great philosopher and teacher Socrates was revered for his wisdom and common sense. One day, he bumped into an acquaintance who said excitedly: "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a moment," replied Socrates. "Before telling me anything, I would like you to pass a little test. It is called the Triple Filter Test." "Triple Filter?" "Yes," continued Socrates. "Before you tell me about my student, it might be advisable to take a minute …