I told my son I was named after Socrates but he didn't believe me because my name is Jim...#Socrates0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear.#Socrates0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Coworker: "How was your weekend?" Me: "You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."#Socrates#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"To be is to do" - Socrates. "To do is to be" - Nietzsche. "Do be do be do" - Sinatra. "Beep beep beep" - R2D2.#Socrates#Sinatra#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp