Coworker: "How was your weekend?" Me: "You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."

"To be is to do" - Socrates. "To do is to be" - Nietzsche. "Do be do be do" - Sinatra. "Beep beep beep" - R2D2.

How is the American public now like Socrates? By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)