Sinatra Jokes

Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on "Sinatra."

I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.

"To be is to do" - Socrates. "To do is to be" - Nietzsche. "Do be do be do" - Sinatra. "Beep beep beep" - R2D2.

I have something of a love/hate relationship with Christmas music on the radio. I say that because unfortunately, it's the only time of the year when radio stations will play Sinatra or the Jackson 5 on a regular basis. Fortunately, it means that for the rest of the year, I don't have to listen to Johnny Mathis.

I live a Sinatra lifestyle. I'm just being frank with you.

totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra""