A famous film director announces that he wants to make a movie called The Life of Frank Sinatra... ... He also announces, in a strange twist, that he'll be holding open auditions for the lead role. Now this young, up-and-coming actor hears about this chance, and thinks to himself, ""Oh man, this is my chance for a big break!"" So he hires the best acting coach he can find and goes to him with some monologues and scenes that the director has released for auditionees. And when he's done performing…