I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.#Sinatra#Einstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic#Einsteins#Einstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just answered two Jeopardy questions in a row. This must be what Einstein must have felt like.#Einstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"To be is to do" - Socrates. "To do is to be" - Nietzsche. "Do be do be do" - Sinatra. "Beep beep beep" - R2D2.#Socrates#Sinatra#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp