John Snow Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why did John Snow get an iPhone? For the watch.

Game of Thrones [SPOILERS] I heard that John Snow was part of the Apple Watch's development team. Apparently, smartwatch fans were livid as they all stood in line for a chance to vent their anger. Quite a few people hurled angry insults, while many were heard saying ""for the watch!""

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

John Snow really knows the way to a guy's heart.

John Snow. John Snow was at a bar outside the great wall drinking. A beautiful girl comes inside and her eyes meet his. She likes him, so she goes and introduce herself. -Hello, handsome. My name is Jenny Spring. What's yours? John laughs and continues with his drink. -Why is this funny? John responds, -Nothing. I just imagine how rare it would be to have 7 inches of Snow in spring...

John Snow. John Snow was at a bar outside the great wall drinking. A beautiful girl comes inside and her eyes meet his. She likes him