Sir One Jokes

[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?" One clothes please!

A man is pulled over for speeding. The policeman approaches the drivers door. ""Is there a problem, Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drink driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't do that."" The policeman says, ""Why not?"" ""I s…

A man is pulled over for speeding... The policeman approaches the drivers door. ""Is there a problem, Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drink driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't do that."" The policeman says, ""Why not?"" ""I…

Waiter, I'll have what he's having. Ok sir. One fly in your soup. Anything else?

[RE-POST]A driver is pulled over by a policeman The policeman approaches the drivers door. ""Is there a problem, Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drink driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't do that."" The policeman says, ""Why…

A king had ten loyal, trusted knights... ... each named for a number from one, of course, to ten. These knights were the strongest, bravest, and smartest warriors in the kingdom. One day, the princess's favourite necklace went missing. The king was outraged, as he himself had given the necklace to his daughter for her birthday. He called the ten knights into his throne room and told them that they each had to come up with a theory as to where the jewels had gone, or he would have them beheaded. …

Guaranteed to get you past a traffic ticket A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door. ""Is there a problem, Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drink driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't …

A Chinese guy walks into a bar... ...approaches the black bartender and demands, "Give me a jigger, nigger!". The bartender, obviously taken aback, responds, "Pardon me, sir? One would think, being a fellow minority, you would be the first to understand that racist comments are totally unacceptable in this day and age". The bartender continued, "I've got an idea, you get behind the bar and I'll order a drink from you". The Chinese guy agrees and steps behind the bar. The bartender walks ou…

A driver is pulled over by a policeman.... The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I …

A driver is pulled over by a police officer... The policeman approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The officer says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The officer is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The officer says, "Why not?" "I s…

A driver is pulled over by a policeman.... The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I …