A Chinese guy walks into a bar... ...approaches the black bartender and demands, "Give me a jigger, nigger!". The bartender, obviously taken aback, responds, "Pardon me, sir? One would think, being a fellow minority, you would be the first to understand that racist comments are totally unacceptable in this day and age". The bartender continued, "I've got an idea, you get behind the bar and I'll order a drink from you". The Chinese guy agrees and steps behind the bar. The bartender walks out, then immediately returns and loudly shouts, "Give me a drink, chink!". The Chinese guy responds without missing a beat, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers."