Sir Two Jokes

A king had ten loyal, trusted knights... ... each named for a number from one, of course, to ten. These knights were the strongest, bravest, and smartest warriors in the kingdom. One day, the princess's favourite necklace went missing. The king was outraged, as he himself had given the necklace to his daughter for her birthday. He called the ten knights into his throne room and told them that they each had to come up with a theory as to where the jewels had gone, or he would have them beheaded. …

The Perfect Interview A man gently knocked the Interview Room door. "May I come in Sir"? One of the Panel Members said "Come in". The Man tried to speak, but he was asked to sit first. So he sat in a Chair facing the Panel Members. One of them asked, "What do you think of this Room ?" "Very nicely furnished Sir. A nice Carpet, Window Screen, a Board, Projector, White Screen. Great Sir". "Did you not notice that small paper bundled thrown on the floor? Does it not spoil the ambience?" "…

Accountant Joke The CEO of a large corporation called his directors for a meeting. He asked the director of development, "Mr. Jones, what is two plus two?" Mr. Jones, looking a bit confused, replied, "Two plus two is four, Sir." The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Then he asked the marketing director, "Mrs. Schmitt, what is two plus two?" Mrs. Schmitt, also looking confused, replied, "Jones is right, Sir. Two plus two is four." The CEO said, "Hmmm..." Then he asked…