Luigi's Fruit Shop Maria went to Luigi's fruit and vegetable shop every week. She walked in on this particular day and said, 'Hello, Luigi. I woulda lika two kilos of tomatoes pleasa.' 'Ah, Maria, so sorry I have no tomatoes today.' 'Luigi, don'ta joka with me. You know that I always buy my tomatoes from you. Just give me my tomatoes, Luigi.' 'Maria, I told you, I have no tomatoes today.' 'Luigi, I'm in a hurry, please give me two kilos of tomatoes.' 'Maria, it's like this. How do you say ""carr…