Second Customer Jokes

Apple Salesman A man has just moved from Japan to America and doesn't speak a word of English. He accepts a job as an apple salesman only because his boss is Japanese - American and speaks both English and Japanese. It's his first day on the job and he has his first customer, the customer asks ""How much are these apples?"" Not knowing what to say, he goes to his boss and asks what to say. His boss tells him to say ""Fifty cents! Fifty cents!"" So he returns to the customer and responds ""Fifty …

A guy gets a job at a fruit stand His first ever customer walks up to him and asks ""how much is a pound of apples?"" ""I don't know."" says the guy ""let me call my manager."" He calls the manager and the manager says ""Your supposed to say '25 cents,sir'."" When the guy gets off the phone he sees that the first customer has already left, but another customer is there. The second customer asks ""how much for a pound of apples?"" and the cashier replies ""25 cents, sir."" ""Are they fresh?"" he …

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly the waiter was very patient he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. ""Oh I really don't care or mind"" said the waiter with a smile. ""We don't even have an air conditioner.""

Kathy's New Job After a long stint in prison, Kathy managed to secure herself a job at a candy shop She arrived on the first day wearing a proper yet practical dress. However, her first day was set to be retrieving candy at the front register The first customer came, looked at the candy, and asked for liquorice. This was on the top shelf, so Kathy had to climb up and down the ladder to get it The second customer came, checked the candy shelf, and asked for peppermint. These were also on the …

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient; he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh I don't care" said the waiter with a smile, "We don't even have an air conditioner!"