A guy gets a job at a fruit stand His first ever customer walks up to him and asks ""how much is a pound of apples?"" ""I don't know."" says the guy ""let me call my manager."" He calls the manager and the manager says ""Your supposed to say '25 cents,sir'."" When the guy gets off the phone he sees that the first customer has already left, but another customer is there. The second customer asks ""how much for a pound of apples?"" and the cashier replies ""25 cents, sir."" ""Are they fresh?"" he asks. ""I don't know. Let me call my manager"" the cashier says again. The manager tells him the correct response is ""Yes! very fresh"". The second customer is also gone by the time the phone call is finished, but a third one shows up. The third customer asks ""How much would it cost for a pound of apples?"" ""25 cents, sir"" says the worker. "" ""Are they fresh?"" asks the customer.""Yes! very fresh."" says the worker ""Should I buy them?"" asks the customer. ""I don't know. Let me ask my manager."" says the worker. The manager is angry now and explains very slowly ""Just say '25 cents sir' 'Yes very fresh' and 'if you don't somebody else will'."" The vendor finds this easy enough and if confident now. A burglar comes up to the stand with a gun and says ""GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY!"". The vendor calmly replies ""25 cents, sir."" ""ARE YOU BEING FRESH WITH ME?"" screams the burglar. ""Yes very fresh"" says the vendor. ""DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW?"" yells the burglar. ""If you don't then somebody else will""