Kathy's New Job After a long stint in prison, Kathy managed to secure herself a job at a candy shop She arrived on the first day wearing a proper yet practical dress. However, her first day was set to be retrieving candy at the front register The first customer came, looked at the candy, and asked for liquorice. This was on the top shelf, so Kathy had to climb up and down the ladder to get it The second customer came, checked the candy shelf, and asked for peppermint. These were also on the top shelf, so Kathy had to climb up and down the ladder again The following customers all also wanted the top-shelf candy, forcing Kathy to spend all day going up and down the ladder At the end of the day Kathy went to the owner, George, to ask a question: "Hey so, may I ask, why is all the popular candy on the top shelf?" George looked her up and down. "I, uh, don't think it's the candy. They, uh, might have wanted to see your undergarments" "Huh.. Well joke's on them: I don't even wear panties!"