San Jose Jokes

San Jose A friend of mine a went to the US embassy for a visa. When asked where he was going, he replied,""San Jose"". The immigration officer corrects him that San Jose is pronounced ''San Hose'' J is pronounced as ''H'' in the States.'' So how long is your stay in San Jose?'' ""7 months; from Hanuary to Huly.""

American Heaven and Hell In America, Heaven is where: 1. The chefs are from New York 2. The engineers are from Detroit 3. The lovers are from Miami 4. The police are from Portland 5. Everything is organized by San Jose Hell is where: 1. The chefs are from Miami 2. The lovers are from San Jose 3. The engineers are from Portland 4. The police are from New York 5. Everything is organized by Detroit

""New iEnemies App Makes Organizing Your Hit List Easier Than Ever"" (fuax Onion article. Search twitter @gizopizo for more :) San Jose, CA - MyDarkSpace, the company behind the popular productivity tools WhyPatricide and GettingAwayWithIt, are completing their newest venture in antisocial networking. iEnemies, available soon for iOS and Andriod, is geared for those ready to take their death threats and murderous intent to the next level. ""When it comes to grudges and revenge, we here at MyDark…