Russian News Jokes

Russian news report from 1960's China has escalated the Far East conflict once again. This morning at 09-00 hours, a Chinese fighter jet opened fire on a Russian tractor that was peacefully ploughing the fields. Eyewitnesses report the tractor returned fire with anti-air missiles, performed vertical takeoff, and flew off on an unidentified heading.

A Russian news show is having a staff meeting to discuss their next program. The director looks at the entertainment reporter, who says that a popular ballerina will be appearing on the show tomorrow for an interview. Then the director looks at the weather reporter, who says projections indicate a particularly rough blizzard tomorrow and for the next few days. So then the director looks at the national news reporter, who says that a major opposition leader and vocal critic of Vladimir Putin has …

if you live in Europe - you are gay. (True) A recent russian news report on tv told that there are 58 kinds of gay people in Europe. My question to you /r/jokes: How many kinds of gay people do you know?