A Russian news show is having a staff meeting to discuss their next program. The director looks at the entertainment reporter, who says that a popular ballerina will be appearing on the show tomorrow for an interview. Then the director looks at the weather reporter, who says projections indicate a particularly rough blizzard tomorrow and for the next few days. So then the director looks at the national news reporter, who says that a major opposition leader and vocal critic of Vladimir Putin has been murdered. ""We already know about!"" the director shouts. ""We're already on that story."" ""No, no,"" says the reporter. ""I'm talking about the next one - scheduled for next week.""